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Measures approximately 63” tall

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Measures approximately 63” tall

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Kick Ass Paintball Products

Rare KAPP Lisa Poster - vtg 

*** comes framed (with a hardwood frame) and matted. 

New oldstock, vintage 

100% mint, no pin holes or blemishes

Poster Measures approx 18 x 24”, the frame is 22 x 28”


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Framed posters 

KAPP Lisa Harvey Poster - Framed - vtg, rare, mint

Planet Eclipse

Planet Eclipse Paintball Banner Autococker & Automag - Vtg, mint

Mint condition

Measures 67" tall

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4x4x24 / 20oz

Planet Eclipse Paintball Banner Autococker & Automag - Vtg, mint

DYE Keely poster  - mint condition 

Measures 18 x 24” 

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Keely Watson Femmes Fatale / DYE Girl Poster - Vtg, mint condition

Jason “Towlie” Calif ; Game worn MW Army Jersey

MW Army OG Agg Sauce 1 of 25 made

Autographed by Oliver Lang, and includes my ticket stub from the premiere in Encinitas.

Incredible piece of paintball memorabilia that hung in my office for years. 

Marker

RARE!!! SIGNED, Framed Cereal Killerz Movie Poster + Premiere Ticket

Enemy Of The State

Brand new, cord still bundled — I use (another) one myself and like it a lot 

Jersey

Enemy of the State RGB mouse pad 

Riddle's Art

Kill 4 is the fourth color way in my Kill Count Series.
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
1st print in an edition of 15
Oil base ink
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Print 9”x12”

Kill 4

Kill 3 is the third color way in my Kill Count Series.
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
1st print in an edition of 15
Oil base ink
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Kill 3

Kill 2 is the second color way in my Kill Count Series.
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
1st print in an edition of 11
Oil base ink
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Kill 2

Kill 1 is the first color way in my Kill Series.
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
1st print in an edition of 9
Oil base ink
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Kill 1

Arlo is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
3rd print in an edition of 5
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Arlo

Charlotte is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
2nd print in an edition of 5
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Charlotte

Indy is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
2nd print in an edition of 5
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Indy

Ted is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
3rd print in an edition of 6
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Red is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
3rd print in an edition of 3
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Bandit is one of ten iterations in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
4th print in an edition of 5
Oil base ink and watercolor 
printed on paper 
9”x12”

Bandit

Red SKULL is the 10th iteration in my JT skull and mask series. You may have seen another iteration of this print on the coveted Spica and Span show. 
This is a linocut print. 
Signed and numbered. 
6th print in an edition of 7 
printed on handmade paper 
approximately 9”x12”

Red SKULL

This is a 2023 Windy City Major tournament-worn/signed Clay Hughes Los Angeles Ironmen jersey before his move to Chicago Aftershock. This is the “Home” colorway and personally got this jersey signed by Clay. *NOT FOR SALE*

Game-Worn/Signed LA Ironmen Jersey

Unique

This is a team signed 2017 Edmonton Impact (Brandon Cornell) jersey. This is a very sentimental jersey to me as I used to play for Sacramento DMG. *NOT FOR SALE* 

Team Signed Edmonton Impact Jersey

HK Army

This is a super limited edition “Coy Fish” San Diego Dynasty (Ryan Greenspan) Jersey that was produced by HK Army when Dynasty was still sponsored by Empire. This Jersey was purchased and team signed at 2012 NPPL Huntington Beach Surf City Open. Jersey was purchased from Mark Kressin when I was 12 years old. *NOT FOR SALE*

Team Signed Limited Edition “Coy Fish” San Diego Dynasty Jersey

Signed Konstantin Fedorov Russian Legion Jersey. *NOT FOR SALE*

Signed Konstantin Fedorov Russian Legion Jersey

I personally got this jersey signed at NXL Las Vegas by the russians and a few other Heat players. *NOT FOR SALE*

Team Signed Houston Heat Jersey

Bob Long

I personally got this jersey signed by Bob Long and Jason Bornstein at NPPL Huntington Beach Surf City Open when I was 12 years old. *NOT FOR SALE*

Signed Oakland Blast Jason Bornstein Jersey

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Hormesis

This piece features legendary player Ryan Greenspan depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x 24” poster is number 50 of 50 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Poster

Hormesis Poster (Ryan Greenspan)

This piece features legendary player and coach Jerry Desvarieux depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 35 of 35 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Jerry Desvarieux)

This piece features legendary player and coach Kevin Bredthauer depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 35 of 35 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Kevin Bredthauer)

This piece features legendary player Chad Busiere depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 33 of 35 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle. Small tear in the top right portion.

Hormesis Poster (Chad Busiere)

This piece features legendary player Carl Markowski depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This poster 18”x24” is number 35 of 35 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Carl Markowski)

This piece features legendary player Archie Montemayor depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 50 of 50 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Archie Montemayor)

This piece features legendary player Chris Lasoya depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 35 of 35 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Chris Lasoya)

This piece features legendary player Alex Fraige depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. This 18”x24” poster is number 50 of 50 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle.

Hormesis Poster (Alex Fraige)

This piece features legendary player Yosh Rau depicted with an Art Deco aesthetic. The 18”x24” poster is number 49 of 50 in a limited edition. Signed by artist Clint Riddle. 

Hormesis Poster (Yosh Rau)

Rare signed poster by bob, Zach, and a good amount of the crew. 

Mask Shipping

Oakland Assassins - Signed Framed poster by Bob & Zach

Vanitas 
24”x36”
Oil on Canvas



Vanitas
This piece is a nod back to the dutch masters and their Vanitas paintings. Vanitas paintings were intended to focus on the transience of time. They were still-lifes with various items incorporated to symbolize mortality. It seems that these paintings quickly evolved from a commentary on mortality into a humble brag so to speak. Yes the paintings had objects that communicated how fleeting life was but the paintings would also have extravagant foods, foreign tapestries, imported vessels and much more. It was like the patrons wanted to document their opulence in the same way we put on our best face for selfies. Humans are humans I suppose. Also artists would often discretely incorporate their portrait into the work. Usually in the reflection of one of the more lustrous objects in the still life

All that to say the Dutch Vanitas paintings inspired this painting. I have incorporated the very obvious reference to mortality with the skull and the fruit. Underneath the skull is my late mother’s bible from when she was a child. This item in particular passes from past to future in its symbolism. It reminds me of where I came from (God and my mother), it also is used as tool for guidance in my present life and informs me of where I am going based on my belief in its contents. There are acknowledgements of huge influences in my life through the Vincent Van Gogh book and the Bible. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway and Wayne Grutem’s Systematic Theology are two books I am working through as well.  Also an unrecognizable issue of Facefull Magazine that features the first professional paintball team to come out of Texas. This stack of writing was thoughtfully curated as a way of presenting my interpretation of … well me.  
The paintball mask on the right is a total acknowledgment of my vanity. I am thoroughly engrossed in paintball. One of the most expensive sports around. I’ve spent more money than I’d like to admit on a game that most people never get the privilege or pleasure to play. You might notice my reflection in the lens fully owning that vice. 
Behind it you’ll notice a vibrant orange alpaca wool throw that was gifted to me from a former student. 
    The entire still life rests on a keffiyeh that I would often wear during my paintball days. 
     In a way this Vanitas still life is a self portrait of what I have been, what I am, and what I wish to be. 
Be sure to like this if you made it to the end. What better way to appease	my vanity than to like my Vanitas. I’m kidding. Have a great day thank you for reading. 

P.S. what would your Vanitas still life have in it?

Vanitas

Got this from the man himself at NXL Lonestar Major 2023

Riddlesart The Joy of Paintball Issue One

Got this at 2022 NXL World Cup; signed by entire Heroines team on interior 

Heroines Signed Comic Book

Found On IG

He was a great ambassador for the game. He grew the sport through seemingly endless travels. He helped revitalize the sport and made it fun again for so many through the Iron City Classic. He is one of the best tournament players in our sport’s history. 
Oh, also,  he seemed to smile in every picture. 

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KAPP Lisa Harvey Poster - Framed - vtg, rare, mint

Planet Eclipse Paintball Banner Autococker & Automag - Vtg, mint

Keely Watson Femmes Fatale / DYE Girl Poster - Vtg, mint condition

MW Army OG Agg Sauce 1 of 25 made

RARE!!! SIGNED, Framed Cereal Killerz Movie Poster + Premiere Ticket

Enemy of the State RGB mouse pad

Kill 4

Kill 3

Kill 2

Kill 1

Arlo

Charlotte

Indy

Ted

Red

Bandit

Red SKULL

Game-Worn/Signed LA Ironmen Jersey

Team Signed Edmonton Impact Jersey

Team Signed Limited Edition “Coy Fish” San Diego Dynasty Jersey

Signed Konstantin Fedorov Russian Legion Jersey

Team Signed Houston Heat Jersey

Signed Oakland Blast Jason Bornstein Jersey

OG Diablo banner

Hormesis Poster (Ryan Greenspan)

Hormesis Poster (Jerry Desvarieux)

Hormesis Poster (Kevin Bredthauer)

Hormesis Poster (Chad Busiere)

Hormesis Poster (Carl Markowski)

Hormesis Poster (Archie Montemayor)

Hormesis Poster (Chris Lasoya)

Hormesis Poster (Alex Fraige)

Hormesis Poster (Yosh Rau)

Oakland Assassins - Signed Framed poster by Bob & Zach

Vanitas

Riddlesart The Joy of Paintball Issue One

Heroines Signed Comic Book

Saint Tim